Laura volunteers once a week for childline, which I was a bit surprised about, but I can’t work out why.
I asked her how many prank calls she gets as an overall percentage, to which she guessed about 70% – taken up by people masturbating down the phone as some sort of cheap sex line alternative.
We all know people who rang up and pretended to be locked in cupboards and things like that when we were in high school, but what sort of weirdos phone up a charity and touch themselves?
Glasgow, June 2010
Hasselblad 500CM – Distagon 50mm – Kodak Portra 400UC (expired 2005)